A Restaraunt Event

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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer.
"On my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me--I'm collecting disability!"

 

[bigbull338]

oh me that was to funny.that guy didnt want to loose his check.an have to go back to work.scott

 

[Crowderfarms]

That disability collecting Democrat reminds me about a fellow living down the road.He can climb 20 feet in a tree stand to hunt, but cant hit a lick for nothing, when it comes to a job.

 

[msscamp]

LOL Aint it the truth! :roll:

 

[memanpa]

had a guy living about 5 miles from me collecting his disability check,had to use crutches all of the time! (except when he was tossin 50# feed bags into or off his truck! well just heard a week or so ago thye jerked his disability check and are charging him with fraud! not that it will do any good (not a pot to go pp in nor a window to toss it out of) but they stopped all disability checks to him, seems like they caught hmi on camera several times not only unloading feed but climbing ladders,with roofing on his sholder, etc etc. unfortunatly he probabally will never have to pay back the money paid him :mad:
one down !!!!!

 

[Chuck]

We had an neighbor at home like that. He lived on one lawsuit after another. He'd take a job just long enough to get "hurt" and then he'd sue. After that ran out and no one within 50 miles would hire him, he claimed to be going blind. He'd have on his sunglasses and have his white cane and the kids would lead him around everywhere he went in town. It worked well enough for the social security folks to put him on disability. One day I was mowing the yard for my Granddad and who should drive by but old Snuffy. I reckon he must have forgot to be blind that day, especially since the old goat waved as he passed by.
You know, thats been a long time ago, and I haven't seen a blind man drive since. :roll:

 

[Tommy Ruyle]

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That's good. I've got to take that to the coffee shop and stir things up tomorrow!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Wilson_Cattle_Company]

LOL that is a good un' I am gunna also have to tell that at the coffee shop in the morning! I will tell that one to Charlie Redfern. He is 72 going on 18. That ol goat can out run a 20 year old man and still has all his wits about him. Anyway he is the loud mouth joke teller of the community. He will eat that up! :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P