cattleluvr18
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so its a little pg13 but its pretty good. reminded me of a few of us on here. my boyfriend sent it to me. hope its not a sign of our future. 
(although we aint related, i can promise that)
All about Bubba
Bubba meets the girl of his dreams,
his first cousin Emmy Lou.
He takes her out for a special dinner,
and shows her a good time at the
Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.
The next day they spend together and
Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.
Later that night, he romances her under
special mood lighting.
A week or so later, Bubba realizes
this relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a
Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was
so impressed with his thoughtfulness,
they had a special Friday night date
at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !
A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou,
and he buys her a really purdy
engagement ring.
On the day of their wedding, he
tells her how much he loves her
just before the ceremony.
Then they're off to their
Honeymoon Suite,
where they open their wedding gifts.
Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ
Bubba takes his new bride home.
He wants to tidy up the place,
so he cuts the grass with his
riding mower.
Then Bubba decides to fix a few
things around the house.
He makes the bathroom a little
nicer for his sweetie,
repairs the mirror on her car,
and installs a new flat screen TV
in the living room !
Bubba works hard at his job every day.
He does the best that he can with
only a 5th grade education.
7 months later, they send
out announcements.
Bubba Jr. has arrived !
Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. and marvel
at how he gets cuter every day.
8 years later, Jr. starts kindergarten.
Jr. loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.
After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. finally
graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. and his
classmates on a field trip.
Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family
move to a different state and settle into
their new DREAM HOME on the river,
where they live happily ever after !
.
the end
(although we aint related, i can promise that)All about Bubba
Bubba meets the girl of his dreams,
his first cousin Emmy Lou.
He takes her out for a special dinner,
and shows her a good time at the
Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.
The next day they spend together and
Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.
Later that night, he romances her under
special mood lighting.
A week or so later, Bubba realizes
this relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a
Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was
so impressed with his thoughtfulness,
they had a special Friday night date
at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !
A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou,
and he buys her a really purdy
engagement ring.
On the day of their wedding, he
tells her how much he loves her
just before the ceremony.
Then they're off to their
Honeymoon Suite,
where they open their wedding gifts.
Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ
Bubba takes his new bride home.
He wants to tidy up the place,
so he cuts the grass with his
riding mower.
Then Bubba decides to fix a few
things around the house.
He makes the bathroom a little
nicer for his sweetie,
repairs the mirror on her car,
and installs a new flat screen TV
in the living room !
Bubba works hard at his job every day.
He does the best that he can with
only a 5th grade education.
7 months later, they send
out announcements.
Bubba Jr. has arrived !
Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. and marvel
at how he gets cuter every day.
8 years later, Jr. starts kindergarten.
Jr. loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.
After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. finally
graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. and his
classmates on a field trip.
Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family
move to a different state and settle into
their new DREAM HOME on the river,
where they live happily ever after !
.
the end
