SmokeStackFarms
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Read it and fill in the state that you prefer.
Since I'm from Alabama---I'll pick on MS.
A guy from MS. passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an MS. hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an MS. redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in MS. to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in MS. ........ Documentaries.
An MS. State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million MS. State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in MS. burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. His library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in MS.. When a couple gets divorced,they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a martini. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Tennessee. " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Tennessee ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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Read it and fill in the state that you prefer.
Since I'm from Alabama---I'll pick on MS.
A guy from MS. passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an MS. hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an MS. redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in MS. to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in MS. ........ Documentaries.
An MS. State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million MS. State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in MS. burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. His library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in MS.. When a couple gets divorced,they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a martini. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Tennessee. " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Tennessee ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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