a few funnies about London...

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chrisy

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How long before Libya declares a no-fly zone over the UK?

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Here's a thought; in exactly a year's time there will be hundreds of
Blacks running about in London trying for either gold, silver or
Bronze..... And it will all be started with the single shot of a
Pistol.


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It's so bad in London the Syrian Government have decided to evacuate
All staff from their Embassy here.


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The biggest trouble causers in this country are the police. Have you
Seen how many protests they attend?


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Sign in Hackney town centre.............."ONLY 3 SHOPS LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS"


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The Police knew how to disperse rioters in Liverpool.
They flew over them with a helicopter and dropped Job Application Forms


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The safest place to be in Tottenham is the Spurs trophy cabinet.
There's no chance of looters visiting there.


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Following the riots and looting in Tottenham a large number of
Scousers will now not travel down for next Saturdays Spurs v Everton
Game............due to fears that all the best stuff has already been
Stolen.


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BBC News on London Riots: `Difficult to tell but there appears to be
Both black and white people on the streets.'
Wake up BBC: I think you'll find, the ones throwing the bottles are
Black, and the ones getting hit are white.


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I had to check that my son was still in his room and not out
Rioting....then I remembered he's not black.


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Not saying Croydon is a sh!!!!it hole but can we make sure the 'before
And after' riot pictures are clearly labelled.


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Why would anyone want to ruin their own country? Oh yeah, its London,
None of them are in their own country.


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It's times like these when you realise that you need a fourth
Emergency service............................the RHKP
 
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