5 more to 3,000

[HOSS]

I am so close to 3,000 posts that the suspense is killing me on what happens at 3,000. Do I become super guru? Master Cattle Boy?

 

[snake67]

I am so close to 3,000 posts that the suspense is killing me on what happens at 3,000. Do I become super guru? Master Cattle Boy?

Hate to tell you this Hoss - but you will still have to pull your pants down to take a sh*t, eat the same breakfast in the morning, put up with the same annoyances during the day and best of all - you will still be you.

Nothing changes - just another number - which is why I change my name every 999 or sooner posts.

I have been advised I might be able to have a name - but not too sure I actually want it - after all - no matter how many posts we make - how much better and smarter are we really? You and I both know that the number of posts one makes does make him / her any smarter - and perhaps even makes us less smart - because we waste a heck of a lot of time on this site.

Have a great evening

Bez

 

[Anonymous]

I've tried to have my post count reset but got told I need to register under another name

 

[HOSS]

I am so close to 3,000 posts that the suspense is killing me on what happens at 3,000. Do I become super guru? Master Cattle Boy?

Hate to tell you this Hoss - but you will still have to pull your pants down to take a sh*t, eat the same breakfast in the morning, put up with the same annoyances during the day and best of all - you will still be you.
Nothing changes - just another number - which is why I change my name every 999 or sooner posts.

I have been advised I might be able to have a name - but not too sure I actually want it - after all - no matter how many posts we make - how much better and smarter are we really? You and I both know that the number of posts one makes does make him / her any smarter - and perhaps even makes us less smart - because we waste a heck of a lot of time on this site.

Have a great evening

Bez

Bez you are a kill-joy. Here I thought that at 3,000 posts I would somehow get the equivalent of a phd and a monthly "super guru" check would roll in from Macon and I could finally sit back and relax in the lap of luxery fitting for a super guru. You just had to snuff out my dream like a .25 Wal-Mart candle :mrgreen:

 

[plumber_greg]

Just looked, I'm at 988, this should be 989. Gonna' look and see if Hoss is online and if not make 11 more posts fast. gs

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

I got to post to see how many i got.

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

Dang that a bunch.

 

[HOSS]

A couple more and I get smarter.....then I'll be qualified to tell other folks how to raise cattle. :mrgreen:

 

[HOSS]

One more after this one and I can celebrate with a diet coke and a chicken leg.....

 

[HOSS]

Here is the big one :clap: :clap: :clap: :banana: :tiphat: I am now a cerified member of the 3k club. I will be awaiting my check.

 

[Deepsouth]

CONGRATS!!! :tiphat: :banana: :banana: :banana:
I'll never make 3000, I just don't have that much to say.

 

[Ryder]

Hoss when you make the magic 3000 people get jealous and don't want you coming on their land to remove dead coyotes. :nod:

Happens every time. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[highgrit]

Checks in the mail Hoss.

 

[HOSS]

Hoss when you make the magic 3000 people get jealous and don't want you coming on their land to remove dead coyotes. :nod:

Happens every time. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

So that explains it! :lol:

 

[HOSS]

Checks in the mail Hoss.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard that story :mrgreen:

 

[Jogeephus]

Why not try this. Create another name like Hoss2 and make 3000 posts with only posting the dancing banana.

 

[HOSS]

Why not try this. Create another name like Hoss2 and make 3000 posts with only posting the dancing banana.

Now that you have let the cat out of the bag I will have 3,000 posts with no views and the only one driven crazy by the dancing banana will be me :lol:

 

[1982vett]

Not to steel Hoss's thunder, but Jogee is scaring the p out of 15000....

 

[HOSS]

We need to keep asking him questions so that we put him over the top tonight........Jo, how much dynamite does it take to chuck a woodchuck?

 

[Jogeephus]

$hit. I never pay it any attention. I guess I'll be getting a badge or something. I do think my number breaking post should be a banana.