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    Hobby Farmers

    ......And as far as I know, no one in the family is anxiuos to keep it going....would you be interested if they were to sell all or part? That is , if it's good value...
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    Hobby Farmers

    I am a hobby farmer in victoria australia.I have 20 steers on 17 acres of dry sheep country.I would love to own more land and be a fair dinkum farmer but they have driven property values over the moon since we bought here 5 years ago.Their are no tax lurks in australia for hobby farmers, to be...
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    Mile High Club?

    There are no baby trains either because the mail train always pulls out on time :D
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    Garrison Keilor

    I am not sure about the spelling of his name,but this bloke did a radio show in the mid 1980s.I used to sit round the fire drinking cans under the stars chuckling away to his dry humour and i was wondering if he is still above ground.
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    Cajun Airways...

    An engineer from Qantas was telling me he will not fly Air New Guinea after discovering how they select their crews.He reckons they venture into the jungle and shake the trees,the blokes that fall out are hired as ground crew and the blokes that can hang on are the pilots. :D
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    Advice

    I dont know what the weather is like in texas,but if it gets real hot then shipping containers are like ovens.I have used them in the past for engineering workshops and without an air gap above and some wide eaves and a few windows you will surely carc it in the heat :D
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    The Pastors Ass

    Very good joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Subject: Titanic or Clinton?

    speaking of vessels it reminds me as to why camels are called the ships of the desert: because they to are said to contain arab seaman. :D
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    moon rocks

    When the last mission to the moon arrived back on earth laden with moon rocks NASA decided that as they had all the samples they would ever need that it would be good PR to distribute some to the universities of the world.Apparently every major uni in the world received a sample with the...
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    What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?

    dirty harry :D
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    ballet dancer

    A young girl sat crying on the jetty looking out over the english channel towards france. A pidgeon flying by heard the girls sobs and landed by her side to see if he could help her out. Between her tears she explained that all her life all she had wanted to do was go to france and study to be a...
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    Aussie Style Livestock Hauling

    Its been said that kiwi blokes only get married because sheep cant cook :D
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    Aussie Style Livestock Hauling

    hey its the bloody kiwis that are into sheep not the aussies.I had a sheep named chevy that i thought was pretty but she was no match for my steers :D
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