MULDOON
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Cajun Airways...
>
> Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was
> flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo
> equipment an stuff.
>
> Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around an
> Boudreaux got knock unconscience. Then da plane started
> driftin. Pierre him come run up to da front an Boudreaux was
> sprawl out over da steerin wheel.
>
> Well, Pierre don't know notin bout flyin an he start to get
> panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is
> Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an I
> don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"
>
> "Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry
> about nutin. We gonna splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by
> step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus, how high
> are you an whas you position?"
>
> Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm
> all da way to da front of da plane."
>
> "No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's
> you location?"
>
> Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from
> Thibodeaux!"
>
> "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know
> how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane's in
> relation to da > airport!"
>
> Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin
> Boudreaux'san mine, we got four feet off da ground an I don
> believe dis plane's related to you airport!"
>
> A long pause --- the silence was deafenin. "We needs to know
> who you next of kin is and where to send da flowers"
>
>
>
> Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was
> flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo
> equipment an stuff.
>
> Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around an
> Boudreaux got knock unconscience. Then da plane started
> driftin. Pierre him come run up to da front an Boudreaux was
> sprawl out over da steerin wheel.
>
> Well, Pierre don't know notin bout flyin an he start to get
> panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is
> Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an I
> don know nutin about flyin dis plane!"
>
> "Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry
> about nutin. We gonna splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by
> step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus, how high
> are you an whas you position?"
>
> Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm
> all da way to da front of da plane."
>
> "No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's
> you location?"
>
> Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from
> Thibodeaux!"
>
> "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know
> how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane's in
> relation to da > airport!"
>
> Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin
> Boudreaux'san mine, we got four feet off da ground an I don
> believe dis plane's related to you airport!"
>
> A long pause --- the silence was deafenin. "We needs to know
> who you next of kin is and where to send da flowers"
>
>
