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    Beefy for 1000

    He Wants To Dream Like A Young Man With The Wisdom Of An Old Man. He Wants His Home And Security, He wants to live lke a SINNER at sea..........
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    Size of herd

    You guys are sure right about that!! I remember when a person used to ask what size folks herd was and the poster got reemed a new one for even thinking about asking! Most people likened it to asking how much money someone had in the bank. Never understood that either. If I really wanted to...
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    Some one was paying way to much attention to big sister!

    You make that sound like that's a bad thing or somehting.
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    Retired

    I sold my business back in May and decided I was gonna take the summer off and spend some time with the kids before deciding to either start another business or take a part-time job doing something fun when school started. Well, after having a summer off for the first time in probably 30 yrs, I...
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    DeathClock

    Wow...is BMI anything like bodyfat?? It says i am a 33BMI! I'm currently 6'2/255 lbs. in contest form. Morbidly obese is what I believe it called me. thats funny, because as a competitive body builder, my body fat is around 11%. Sure would hate to know what i would be in the off season, when...
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    Humor - 1968 style

    You can tell they both almost lost it several times and barely kept from bursting out laughing! A classic indeed.
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    the memory song

    did anyone else watch the one about the 3 guys in the bathroom? now that was funny too!
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    paved
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    portion.. changing one letter to make a new word
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    ridges ruffle's have them ;-) !
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    cone
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    hoglet a baby hog?
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    loilet................... Loilet ........... When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet. "I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's...
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    soiled
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    masher
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    raked Or as Crowder would prob say...waked. As in, I was sleepin' good til my brother waked me up!
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    mole
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    Help America with your Junk Mail

    Not to burst your bubble, but they dont pay full price for first class postage on the self return envelopes. Most larger companies purchase a postal permit which allows them to mail first class mail for only a few pennies each. They probably have as much in the envelope and printing as they do...
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    Future rocket scientist

    lighten up folks....that is funny! Dude...it's an a$$hole!
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    Early time change.

    Granted, to some of you in here whom are retired or full time ranchers, this time change doesn't mean much to you. But, to the majority of us who have other jobs in the daytime, this means alot to us. Nowadays, when I get home at 5 pm I wont have to hurry through the chores cause it will be dark...
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