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    Satan

    That's a good one. If you can't find the humor in it, well, I'm sorry :) My wife, God love her, has a heck of a sense of humor. One of her favorite sayings is: "If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life never knowing they were wrong" I have always found that funny. :)
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    Dogs and Cats

    That reminds me of this joke. I always found it funny :) The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My...
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    Ben Wheeler, Tx

    lol, yes, it rained all day here. Looks like it's going to be raining tomorrow as well. I haven't heard anyone complain about it around here though. They need it :)
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    Ben Wheeler, Tx

    Haven't seen a Dairy Queen yet. But we just got into town. There is a What-A-Burger, I haven't seen one of those since I was about 8 or 10, and that's been a long time ago. :)
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    Ben Wheeler, Tx

    It's halfway between Dallas & Tyler. Near Canton. Heading out this morning. We don't travel much. It will be fun to see some different territory. :)
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    Ben Wheeler, Tx

    Anyone know of anything interesting to see around Ben Wheeler? Wife and I are traveling there this coming week. Training for me, relax time for her :)
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    Water Boarding ain't nothing.....

    I've always had good luck with AVG antivirus. It's freeware, meaning you don't have to pay for anything. I also reccomend installing Spybot. Now I will say this, and as soon as I do something will happen :P Since I have been using AVG, Spybot, and Windows Defender (free antivirus from...
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    Water Boarding ain't nothing.....

    My inlaws had the same problem a couple months ago. I tried several different programs trying to remove the virus. What ended up working for me was Malwarebytes antimalware program. It's a free download. Also try installing an antiroot kit program. It will find those little pesky virus programs...
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    Putting Faces to Names [For Hillsdown}

    I'm a lurker and don't post alot. But I'll put my mug up for you to see anyway :P This is my Wife and I, 2 years ago in Vegas
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    Favorite Sayings and One Liners

    One day at work my boss was raking a guy over for making a mistake, which was common for him. He told the boss "Well, at least you know I'm doing something, cause people that don't do anything don't make any mistakes" Boss said "Well, you must be one busy S.O.B. then"
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    Favorite Sayings and One Liners

    Two of my favorites: When someone complains about not knowing how to do something. "You're not gonna learn any younger" My most favorite: "If you're not gonna use your head, you might as well have 2 azzes"
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    New Rules

    Those are good! Very funny :)
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