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Those dogs make it look way to easy!!

Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by TUESDAY JUNE2, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a...

for our next reunion the people who put it together (the snooty ones) wanted to go on a cruise and they took a poll to see if everyone thought it would be a good idea, i told them flat out that if i was going to pay that much money to go on a cruise i was going to go with someone i liked to be...

this is more of a pet story but the pig was just as fun as if you were caught off guard!!! I had a pet pig named "Weenie" even though she was as big as her momma! Well she was the runt of the litter and I couldn't bear to let her die too soft hearted but any way, she grew up in the house til...

i am a lurker!! and i am proud of it!!!! normally, when i get to a post and actually know how to answer, someone has beaten me to it and there is no reason to repeat it cause then i think someone will think i am just copying from them... but if i do have a question i don't hestitate to ask it...

we are having ticks really bad here. my daughter is like some kind of magnet to them :( but the good thing is she knows when she has one and just as calm as can be tells me "mom, i have another tick" and she is only 6 years old. my son has started to attract them too!! must be something i...

I have one that says "Screw a farmer---everyone else does" and when I traded my vehicle in I had to find someone to make me another one!! ;-)

We have had pigs that lost a mother or mother would attack the babys so we would move them to one of the other sows to nurse that didn't have alot of babies and I would just pour baby powder all over them (the new ones and the mother's) and then all got to be one big happy family!! It is...

I know what you mean on the scary screech!! My niece's done that alot here cause the dogs thought of it as a treat!! It went flying over to our fridge and hung out on the door!! Good Luck ;-)

my niece just got one and so did her friend! must be the going thing at college right now!! she brought it home to show me and it was very little but was cute in some sorta way!?!? i myself didn't care for it to be climbing up and down me, but she and my kids thought it was fun!! she kept...

I have always loved coloring easter eggs, even when I didn't have kids, I would usually color them for my grandma and grandpa, and I loved to take them into work for my lunch. Everyone thought I was weird because I still colored them. Maybe I am a bit off but the look on their faces when I...

I didn't mean it in any mean way-- I just thought it was a funny joke. I would have posted it no matter who it was about... sorry didn't realize the politics of it all!! ;-)

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I am not one of those people. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. -------------------------------------------- 1 Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, 'My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night'? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a...

This is worrying Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains...

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: . The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. . The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. . The...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came...

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the...

I remember them (the fizzies) so well, that I just bought them for the kids a few months back!! They didn't care too much for them, but they did like to watch them fizz!! Still have some in the cabinet!! ;-)