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2 bags of chicken feed and an $8 bale of orchard grass is all that Ford could carry. OK Earl, it is apparent you haven't been around here to long so let me help you. First read the post carefully, it's a dang Chebby ol Alan be pimp'n with not a Ford. Secondly, you need to sign up for my ball...

Been there done that, got the t-shirt, got rid of the....well you know. Now, I'm back to the list. :lol:

Oh, one more thing. I sure would have liked to seen you guys in the pen with the pet cow I just exported. Now, I bet there are many folks on here that would have paid good money to see that!

Clothesline? I prefer mine to be in use. :shock: I can see right now I need to send you guys some more yanks. You are just getting too cocky. I done put up a bunch of signs that say "Hurricane alley, at the first sign of a cloud, beat it for Tennessee. :D

Shoot my cows think it is candy. Lady down the street got tired of paying $75/4x4 roll of coastal for her horses. She asked if I would sell her a 5x6 bahia roll. I said sure. She came back and said she couldn't keep her horses away from it. Another lady (?), said my hay gave her horses colic...

We have tornado's streaking across the state this morning. Done caused a bunch of grief and all I hear on the news is all the wrecks that are happening.

I bet you guys would. :D Just remember one thing. I ain't going down without a fight. :P

Don't know if you have this setup or not but, I will take a mom like that and put her in a squeeze chute, drop the lower side down, drag the calf up to her and stick the teat in calfs mouth and squirt the milk in his mouth and face. The last one I had to do it a couple times a day for two days...

Do you fix fence, dig post holes, build barns, use a tractor, fix tractors, fix broken equipment, or bale hay? Ah, just pulling your chain. Sounds like you have the right thoughts. You just need a place to learn. :lol:

He looks like a youngster. I must have missed something. Were you having problems with him? I as a rule don't use spurs till they get older and more stubborn. I find most youngsters will move for you with just a light touch on the rear. I carry a two foot piece of cotton rope on the horn. When...

Come on Alan. When you said sound like CB I thought I was really in for some tounge lashing. :lol: Not stuff that makes sense! Hey, you scratch that truck yet? Ya need to go ahead and put a little scratch in it somewhere so you use it for a truck. :D

Well the undertaker will have a hard time getting that grin off of my face. Oh, and make sure I am gone cause sometimes I wake up rank. :shock:

Aw, all that chrome on your horse won't depreciate him much to most. :D

That's what bags are for. If she is ugly put two on incase one falls off. :D

Naw, they love me Chrisy. Who else besides MikeC, Bullbuyer, and myself can they pick on and get away with it? :D

I, flaboy, flaboy-, and flaboy+ , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers /...

Hey Alan, don't put no bed liner in it. I hear they scratch the sides up some.

Naw, we ain't cutting your horse down. He is VERY nice. I do however agree with skcatlman on hoof issue. I am glad someone agrees with me. When I brought it up before I was basically told I was full of bunk. I too used to trim my own horses. I also remember holding them while my dad did it and...

The one I just hauled was a nice cow too and had nice calves. I managed to matador her two or three times in the pen and then I opened the squeeze door. When she charged I just stepped in and she banged into it. She did this 3 more times before I got her out. She had room to avoid me but didn't...

Well, this just goes to prove Crowder is right once again. It takes a dang Chevy 3500 4x4 to carry two sacks of feed and one square bale. I have carried more than that on my four wheeler. :lol2: :lol2::lol2: