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3 men went to a baseball game. there were 3 nuns sitting in front of them and it was hard for the men to see the ball game. the men started baggering the nuns. The first guy said " I think i'm going to move to Montana, there are only 100 nuns in the whole state" The secong guy said "I...

the preacher was talking to a married couple one day, and the husband told the preacher that he and his wife had to have sex all the time, thats all they ever did. the preacher told them that they needed to not have sex as much, they needed to spend more time reading the bible, visiting...

on friday afternoon the teacher told the class to go home and look for exciting things that happened over the weekend, and the class would discuss them next week. the following week the teacher asked the class if anyone saw anything exciting over the weekend. little Suzie raised her hand...

An Amish lady was on her way to town in her horse drawn buggy when a state trooper stopped her.. The trooper told the lady the reason he had stopped her is that her slow moving vehicle reflector was broken and she needed to get it fixed so her buggy can be seen. "Thank thee" replied the lady...

A man and woman from up north were on vacation driving through the south. They passed a highway sign that said "Nacogdoches" 20 miles. They got to arguing over how to pronounce Nacogdoches, so the husband said that the first place he come to in Nacogdoches, he was going to stop and ask how to...

Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Texas have decided that we should simply take matters into our own hands. Here is our two part solution: #1 Let John Kerry become...

i guess all of martha stewarts milliions and her attitude didn't help her out to much today. all of her celebrity friends like oprah winphrey can sit around and cry about her now

my wife brought home a great pyrenees pup today, anyone have any experience training them to stay with your livestock, or being yard dogs

sold some calves yesterday, thye sold as well as they had been selling before the BSE incident, weighing cows sold good too