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Bo the dog just had a pinch. He got his ass handed to him about an hour ago. New mommas don't hesitate to use him for a mop when he's not paying attention. I'll work on prying his tail from betwunst his legs after I wake up in the morning.

I wish Ken was closer. I’m thinking he’d be a good neighbor. Haven’t seen him post any pictures of naked ladies yet, but his taste in cattle and vehicles is well settled, and mighty fetchin’.

You’ve gotta spend a lot of time with people to really know them. He intends for us to all be different, and learn from each other.

I was raising kids and pampering a wife for a couple or three decades. Up until recently, I had forgotten all about Gallagher and Carlin. Cool beans. Now I’m gonna have to use the devil Google.

I have the same awesomeness happening here with the clover. Don’t allow it to lead you into a sense of security. Clip it and the other forage when they make seed. Turn the cows on it so they’ll stomp it in. Pull them off in few days/weeks, depending on your situation. You can wait out the...

American Made

The Letterman show did a good job preserving this one.

My granddad used the phrase “looks like a poorly coordinated mess of Wednesday evening potluck”.

I get it. Add another shade of red:ROFLMAO: Still wet behind the ears. New momma.

What did you end up doing with that big hair?

I’m putting money on “you are still a handful”. Congrats for hanging on to your youth.

I rudely interrupted the nursery this morning, and then happened across a couple of soon-to-be mommas showing off their bodacious gazangas’

Life is never boring with kids, cats, and livestock around.

I couldn’t get past “Over on Facebook” Explains a lot. Don’t fret.

How are y’all doing?