There is a whole lot of mean and ugly things going on in the world right now, and to make things seem a little better, I encourage everyone to tickle a small child (preferably either your own or one related to you). There is no sound sweeter and more uplifting than that of the laughter of a little one.
If this doesn't work, I'll issue you a new assignment tomorrow.
If this doesn't work, I'll issue you a new assignment tomorrow.