You might be a californian if........

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So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan

jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from

California if:



1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.



2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.



3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a

conversation in English.



4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,

and is named Flower.



5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?



6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm

donor.



7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans

are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and

Ethiopian.



8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.



10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing a

baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really

IS George Clooney.



12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.



13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?



14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news

station: "STORM WATCH."



15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are

all busy with their cells or pagers.



16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an

hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.



17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????



18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal

trainers and cosmetic surgeons.



19. The Terminator is your governor.



20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If

you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
 
My ex in-laws were S Ca.
My daughter's first grade teacher in LA (Mrs Itami) was, ironically, a farmers daughter. Her father grew grapes for raisins in the central valley out there. She was a phenomenal teacher.

It worried me that a considerable number of my daughter's classmates were named for geologic features, i.e. Sierra, Sky, etc.. Guess that's just me.
 
21. You moved to Prescott, Jerome, Cottonwood or Sedona and opened an art gallery, a boutique or an authentic indian jewelry shop.Z
 
dun":1xjzr0fz said:
Californians


So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan

jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from

California if:



1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.



2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.



3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a

conversation in English.



4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,

and is named Flower.



5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?



6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm

donor.



7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans

are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and

Ethiopian.



8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.



10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in Starbucks wearing a

baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really

IS George Clooney.



12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.



13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?



14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news

station: "STORM WATCH."



15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are

all busy with their cells or pagers.



16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an

hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.



17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????



18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal

trainers and cosmetic surgeons.



19. The Terminator is your governor.



20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If

you're here illegally, they want to give you one.


LMAO...I just moved back to Virginia after 11 LLLLOOONNNGGG years in Los Angeles......you hit the nail on the head with this one.....and yes POT IS LEGAL WITH A MEDICAL CARD.....(available at your local doctors office with a simple back pain complaint)
 
Spent 5 days in Palm Springs, CA several weeks ago. Van was working...I wasn't. We had a balcony facing the "main drag." It was quite entertaining to watch the foot traffic. Wouldn't want to live there...

Alice
 

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