WV Finally gets No.1 Ranking!

Man, was I buffaloed. Here I was thinking it had something to do with picking up chicks at the family reunion.

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As the self appointed representative from the great state of confusion- er, West Virginia, I'd like to take a moment to thank several people that have helped us achieve this ranking:

1) Obviously, the parents of all these teen smokers deserve a nod - for providing zero guidance in the lives of your children.

2) A big 'shout out' goes to all the people that are buying smokes for underage children and showing them 'how to light up'.

3) Lastly, a big thank you to all the people selling smokes to underage kids.

I'm sure that I have forgotten so many that have helped us achieve this distinction. I and all the doctors and oxygen companies here thank you, each and every one!
 

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