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Worth Another Laugh - Hitch Story
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<blockquote data-quote="jehosofat" data-source="post: 1557788" data-attributes="member: 30788"><p>Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre f@##king truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " *UCK YOU, YOU REDNECK *UCKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jehosofat, post: 1557788, member: 30788"] Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre f@##king truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " *UCK YOU, YOU REDNECK *UCKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk...... [/QUOTE]
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