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<blockquote data-quote="Texan" data-source="post: 48584" data-attributes="member: 416"><p>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always". </p><p></p><p></p><p>I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I didn't want to interrupt her. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Marriage is a 3-ring circus.........engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ing. </p><p></p><p></p><p>The last fight was my fault....My wife said, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust". </p><p></p><p></p><p>In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman and since then, neither God nor man has rested. </p><p></p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that, in Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." Dad: "That's happens in every country, son." </p><p></p><p></p><p>A man put an ad in the newspaper. It said "Wife wanted". The next day, he received 100 replies and they all said the same thing...... "You can have mine" </p><p></p><p></p><p>A little boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?" The father answered, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." </p><p></p><p></p><p>A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive. "I haven't eaten in four days!", he said. The woman answered, "God, I wish I had your will power!" </p><p></p><p></p><p>How do most men describe marriage?......An expensive way to get your laundry done free.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Texan, post: 48584, member: 416"] I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always". I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I didn't want to interrupt her. Marriage is a 3-ring circus.........engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ing. The last fight was my fault....My wife said, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust". In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman and since then, neither God nor man has rested. What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that, in Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." Dad: "That's happens in every country, son." A man put an ad in the newspaper. It said "Wife wanted". The next day, he received 100 replies and they all said the same thing...... "You can have mine" A little boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?" The father answered, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive. "I haven't eaten in four days!", he said. The woman answered, "God, I wish I had your will power!" How do most men describe marriage?......An expensive way to get your laundry done free. [/QUOTE]
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