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<blockquote data-quote="RebelCritter" data-source="post: 415472" data-attributes="member: 2925"><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> :clap: </p><p></p><p>What Women Should Know About Men</p><p>1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high.</p><p></p><p>2. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.</p><p></p><p>3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him.</p><p></p><p>4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies about other things too.</p><p></p><p>5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.</p><p></p><p>6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.</p><p></p><p>7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.</p><p></p><p>8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together).</p><p></p><p>9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.</p><p></p><p>10. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.</p><p></p><p>11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.</p><p></p><p>12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a women.</p><p></p><p>13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them!</p><p></p><p>14. Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets!</p><p></p><p>15. Mens brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.</p><p></p><p>16. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RebelCritter, post: 415472, member: 2925"] :P :D :clap: What Women Should Know About Men 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high. 2. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him. 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies about other things too. 5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do. 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together). 9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 10. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee. 11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. 12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a women. 13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them! 14. Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets! 15. Mens brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man. 16. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's. [/QUOTE]
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