Men are like......
.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the poo out of you.