Winner "The Ugliest...."

[hillsdown]

Firstly thank you to all who took the time to enter and those who voted, we truly could not have a contest without your participation. :tiphat:

Unfortunately it has come to our attention that pic #4 was a copy of a pic off a web site on the Internet and not an actual photo taken by the member or family etc. so we have to disqualify it as that is one of the main rules of the contest unless otherwise stipulated. So my apologies to Isomade and to the other members who have submitted a pic this week and to those of you that voted . However #4 clearly is a butt ugly pic . :lol:

We have decided to call "the ugliest " competition off, but thank you again to everyone who submitted a pic for this weeks contest . :wave:

Looking forward to all of your entries for this weeks contest .

 

[Isomade]

You are absolutely correct, I did not take that pic. I would like to first congratulate Alison on her ugly pic :clap: .

Now my story on how the pic came to be in my possession.

I was sitting at home in my recliner one Saturday afternoon a couple months ago when my phone rang. It was Mrs. CB, and she was in a panic. She said, "Isom, I'm confused and I don't know what to do about Caustic. I think he's gone crazy, and he is into some strange stuff". "I don't know what I can do, but I will try", I replied. She continued, "Well, last Saturday a big Dually truck pulled up outside and honked it's horn, a big man wearing pink spandex pants, leather knee high boots, a leather shirt that was unbuttoned with nothing underneath, and a cowboy hat, stepped out of the truck. The license plate on the front of the truck read "Angus Cowman" and the back glass had "Flatlander" written in big letters. He started getting a bunch of camera equipment out of the back seat". The next thing I know Caustic goes running by me headed out the front door and he is wearing Makeup and a trench coat buttoned all the way down. I could see he was wearing leather boots and a spike dog collar too!" "I hollered at him, "what in Tarantino do you think you're doing CB?!". "Just stay in the house, and don't come anywhere near the shop!" he replied. "I could see camera flashes going off out there and about 30 minutes later this Angus Cowman feller and CB walked out of the shop". That AC guy got in his truck and left and CB locked himself in the bathroom to change out of whatever he was wearing and wash the makeup off his face.". He came out wearing his customary overalls and acted like nothing had happened!". "Then today I did a search on his laptop and came across this picture of him that I am e-mailing you now".

So there you have it folks, I did not take that picture, and Alison is the rightful winner of the contest.

 

[ohiosteve]

I don't buy it. "Angus Cowman" is too many characters to fit on a license plate.

 

[Isomade]

I don't buy it. "Angus Cowman" is too many characters to fit on a license plate.

Like this;

Angus
Cowman

 

[Caustic Burno]

You are absolutely correct, I did not take that pic. I would like to first congratulate Alison on her ugly pic :clap: .

Now my story on how the pic came to be in my possession.

I was sitting at home in my recliner one Saturday afternoon a couple months ago when my phone rang. It was Mrs. CB, and she was in a panic. She said, "Isom, I'm confused and I don't know what to do about Caustic. I think he's gone crazy, and he is into some strange stuff". "I don't know what I can do, but I will try", I replied. She continued, "Well, last Saturday a big Dually truck pulled up outside and honked it's horn, a big man wearing pink spandex pants, leather knee high boots, a leather shirt that was unbuttoned with nothing underneath, and a cowboy hat, stepped out of the truck. The license plate on the front of the truck read "Angus Cowman" and the back glass had "Flatlander" written in big letters. He started getting a bunch of camera equipment out of the back seat". The next thing I know Caustic goes running by me headed out the front door and he is wearing Makeup and a trench coat buttoned all the way down. I could see he was wearing leather boots and a spike dog collar too!" "I hollered at him, "what in Tarantino do you think you're doing CB?!". "Just stay in the house, and don't come anywhere near the shop!" he replied. "I could see camera flashes going off out there and about 30 minutes later this Angus Cowman feller and CB walked out of the shop". That AC guy got in his truck and left and CB locked himself in the bathroom to change out of whatever he was wearing and wash the makeup off his face.". He came out wearing his customary overalls and acted like nothing had happened!". "Then today I did a search on his laptop and came across this picture of him that I am e-mailing you now".

So there you have it folks, I did not take that picture, and Alison is the rightful winner of the contest.

Folk's this is what happen's when you buy a baboon from the circus for a pet.
I got coned as I bought him as a butt ugly dog.
Isom is not a cattleman he is really a pet monkey. Now he is a real smart money but still a monkey.
Picture of Isom this explains a lot. If you had to walk around all day with your ass sticking out like this you would have issues as well.

 

[Isomade]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ouachita]

Nothin a little sandpaper and turpentine won't fix

 

[Anonymous]

And that's his good side :shock:

 

[regolith]

Well I think there was a clear winner in that nursed window... let's face it, Caustic is really quite purty in blue.

I might've photos still on my camera that could've qualified; got to say though, people visit my herd and see 292 and the first thing all of them ask is "is she North American Holstein". According to her records she's all NZ breeding.

 

[alisonb]

Iso - a huge 47% of the voters fancied the painted fairy so much that they voted for him :lol: , if the second place had run closer to him perhaps we would have called a winner but they were just so far behind we decided to call the contest off. To me it's fun participating and seeing what other people enter....

 

[Angus Cowman]

CB
I guess your gonna have to lock the puter up so Isom can't get on while the rest of us are out working
plus I think it is time we castrate him so he can't propagate and pass on his inferior genetics
remember CULL CULL CULL

 

[Caustic Burno]

CB
I guess your gonna have to lock the puter up so Isom can't get on while the rest of us are out working
plus I think it is time we castrate him so he can't propagate and pass on his inferior genetics
remember CULL CULL CULL

Can't cull him as no one is dumb enough to buy him like I did.
He actually need's to go for that last walk.
A/C I prefer him playing with the puter versus his pecker as monkey's do.