Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Dear Consumers,
It has come to our attentionthat a few copies of WINDOWS 2005 TENNESSEE EDITION, may have been shipped outside of the State of Tennessee.
IF you have one of these you may need asssistance on some of the commands. It will read: WINDERS 2005 with a background picture of Hank Jr. and Gretchen Wilson, superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The recycle bin is labeled"Outhouse"
My computer is labeled "This Derned Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is Labeled "Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4 Wheel Drive"
Floppies are labeled as "Them little ol' plastic Thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Get out the Duct Tape"
Changes in Terminology For TN. Edition:
Cancel...Stop Dat
Reset...Try er' again
Yes...Yep
No...Nope
Find...Hunt fer it
Go to...over yonder
Help...hep me out here
Stop...kwit it or Whoa!
Start... Crank er' up
Settings...Git er' done!
Programs....Dukes of Hazzard
Documents...Stuff I dun Did
Also recognize this Edition does not recognize Capital letters.
Some of these programs that are exclusive to Winders 2005 are:
Tipriter...a word processing program
Colerin' Book...a graphics program
Cyferin' Moshine...Calculator
Outhouse Paper...Notepad
Innernet...Explore 5.0
Pitchers..a graphics explorer
Fryin' Pan...download
WE Deeply Regret any inconveinience this may have caused any users, with this Tennessee edition.You may return it to Microsoft for a full replacement version.
I hope this Helps Yall'
Sincerely,
Billy Bob Gates
It has come to our attentionthat a few copies of WINDOWS 2005 TENNESSEE EDITION, may have been shipped outside of the State of Tennessee.
IF you have one of these you may need asssistance on some of the commands. It will read: WINDERS 2005 with a background picture of Hank Jr. and Gretchen Wilson, superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The recycle bin is labeled"Outhouse"
My computer is labeled "This Derned Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is Labeled "Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4 Wheel Drive"
Floppies are labeled as "Them little ol' plastic Thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Get out the Duct Tape"
Changes in Terminology For TN. Edition:
Cancel...Stop Dat
Reset...Try er' again
Yes...Yep
No...Nope
Find...Hunt fer it
Go to...over yonder
Help...hep me out here
Stop...kwit it or Whoa!
Start... Crank er' up
Settings...Git er' done!
Programs....Dukes of Hazzard
Documents...Stuff I dun Did
Also recognize this Edition does not recognize Capital letters.
Some of these programs that are exclusive to Winders 2005 are:
Tipriter...a word processing program
Colerin' Book...a graphics program
Cyferin' Moshine...Calculator
Outhouse Paper...Notepad
Innernet...Explore 5.0
Pitchers..a graphics explorer
Fryin' Pan...download
WE Deeply Regret any inconveinience this may have caused any users, with this Tennessee edition.You may return it to Microsoft for a full replacement version.
I hope this Helps Yall'
Sincerely,
Billy Bob Gates
Just been noticin the boxes with Hank and Gretchen hanging up at the store, and didn't think much about it. 
