Widdle Wabbit

[TexasBred]

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

 

[hillsdown]

:lol: :lol2:

 

[lavacarancher]

Oh, PETA will luv that one. :lol:

 

[chrisy]

poor widdle wabbit being eaten by a big bad Python :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: ...I only fed mine on rats and mice................................
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... why waste a rabbit on a snake when you can put carrots and onions around it and have it yourself. :lol: