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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 87659" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>> > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that</p><p>> > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,</p><p>> > "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy</p><p>> > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will</p><p>> > remember..</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left</p><p>> > for</p><p>> > the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..</p><p>> ></p><p>> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,</p><p>> > Boss.</p><p>> > Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.</p><p>> > I</p><p>> > worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,</p><p>> > it's</p><p>> > such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,</p><p>> ></p><p>> > just you and me."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's</p><p>> ></p><p>> > go!" We went to lunch.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private</p><p>> > little</p><p>> > place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way</p><p>> > back</p><p>> > to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't</p><p>> > need</p><p>> > to go back to the office, do we?"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > I said, "No, I guess not."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I</p><p>> > think</p><p>> > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"</p><p>> ></p><p>> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out</p><p>> > carrying a</p><p>> > huge birthday cake ----- </p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing</p><p>> > Happy</p><p>> > Birthday.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > and I just sat there ---- </p><p>> ></p><p>> > on the couch ---- </p><p>> ></p><p>> > naked.</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 87659, member: 1335"] > > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that > > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, > > "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. > > > > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy > > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will > > remember.. > > > > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left > > for > > the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. > > > > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, > > Boss. > > Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. > > I > > worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, > > it's > > such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, > > > > just you and me." > > > > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's > > > > go!" We went to lunch. > > > > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private > > little > > place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way > > back > > to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't > > need > > to go back to the office, do we?" > > > > I said, "No, I guess not." > > > > She said, "Let's go to my apartment." > > > > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I > > think > > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" > > > > "Sure!" I excitedly replied. > > > > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out > > carrying a > > huge birthday cake ----- > > > > > > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing > > Happy > > Birthday. > > > > and I just sat there ---- > > > > on the couch ---- > > > > naked. > > > > > > [/QUOTE]
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