Crowderfarms
Well-known member
> > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
> > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
> > "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
> >
> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
> > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
> > remember..
> >
> > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
> > for
> > the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
> >
> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
> > Boss.
> > Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
> > I
> > worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
> > it's
> > such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
> >
> > just you and me."
> >
> > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
> >
> > go!" We went to lunch.
> >
> > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
> > little
> > place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
> > back
> > to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't
> > need
> > to go back to the office, do we?"
> >
> > I said, "No, I guess not."
> >
> > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
> > think
> > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
> >
> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
> >
> > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
> > carrying a
> > huge birthday cake -----
> >
> >
> > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
> > Happy
> > Birthday.
> >
> > and I just sat there ----
> >
> > on the couch ----
> >
> > naked.
> >
> >
>
>
> > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
> > "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
> >
> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
> > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
> > remember..
> >
> > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
> > for
> > the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
> >
> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
> > Boss.
> > Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
> > I
> > worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
> > it's
> > such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
> >
> > just you and me."
> >
> > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
> >
> > go!" We went to lunch.
> >
> > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
> > little
> > place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
> > back
> > to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't
> > need
> > to go back to the office, do we?"
> >
> > I said, "No, I guess not."
> >
> > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
> > think
> > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
> >
> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
> >
> > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
> > carrying a
> > huge birthday cake -----
> >
> >
> > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
> > Happy
> > Birthday.
> >
> > and I just sat there ----
> >
> > on the couch ----
> >
> > naked.
> >
> >
>
>
