Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Crowderfarms]

I'm looking for suitable answers...If you give me the correct one (Tennessee Version) you will get a surprise.

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

To be with her cousin the rooster. (Tennessee version) :lol:

 

[curtis]

Hauling Booty to get away from Col. Sanders .

 

[Horticattleman]

Because across the street they were giving away false teeth and used tires.

 

[Beefy]

b/c Flaboy? was in her garage in his underwear with handcuffs so therefor she couldnt get in her car and drive away.

 

[warpaint]

b/c Flaboy? was in her garage in his underwear with handcuffs so therefor she couldnt get in her car and drive away.

While this may not be the correct answer, it's still a WINNER!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Tennessee Version: She was escaping from the Crowder / Warpaint Weight Adjustment Center and had apparently just discovered some photos of some of the boys' other "wimmen folk".

West Virginia Version: She heard that there were some food stamps and free food on the other side of the road.

Florida Version : To get away from flaboy's alternative lifestyle flop house, tanning salon and quickie oil change.

Alabama Version: She was crossing the road to get into Mike's air conditioned and otherwise "pimped out" tractor cab.

Most Likely Version: Someone told the chicken to cross the road or be sent to Caustic's house dressed as a hog!!

 

[perda04]

From the days of the Dan Quale vice presidency

To join the National Guard.