Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Cattle Boards
Breeds Board
White Angus
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="AudieWyoming" data-source="post: 739484" data-attributes="member: 13669"><p>.</p><p></p><p>This thread has digressed to the point of reminding me of an old story. If you have already heard it I apologize in advance. @</p><p></p><p>I was flying back to DIA from a convention in Las Vegas. While waiting to board my eyes kept getting drawn to a tattooed young man with those big baggy pants with big pockets all over them. He had a small carriage bolt in nose with a chain running over to more hardware in right ear. He had some sort of fancy bangs tag in the other ear with wire embedded through his lip and tongue. </p><p></p><p>I must have been staring, because lets face it; you just don't see that everyday in Wyoming. The boy snarled at me and said; "what are you looking at OLD MAN." That startled me out of my daze. I broke eye contact for a second and looked down at painted toenails in his flip flops then back to his face. I couldn't think of a comeback so I just shrugged it off and replied "nothing" and tried to go on about my business. I couldn't help it and I soon found myself staring back again, His hair stood up 6 or 8 inches in 3 bright green, orange, and red spikes. He noticed me staring and said "Tell me this OLD MAN, didn't you ever do anything stupid when you were young?</p><p></p><p>Yea I did. When I was about your age I got drunk with my friends and on a bet, I had sex with a Peacock.</p><p></p><p>I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY SON!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AudieWyoming, post: 739484, member: 13669"] . This thread has digressed to the point of reminding me of an old story. If you have already heard it I apologize in advance. @ I was flying back to DIA from a convention in Las Vegas. While waiting to board my eyes kept getting drawn to a tattooed young man with those big baggy pants with big pockets all over them. He had a small carriage bolt in nose with a chain running over to more hardware in right ear. He had some sort of fancy bangs tag in the other ear with wire embedded through his lip and tongue. I must have been staring, because lets face it; you just don’t see that everyday in Wyoming. The boy snarled at me and said; “what are you looking at OLD MAN.” That startled me out of my daze. I broke eye contact for a second and looked down at painted toenails in his flip flops then back to his face. I couldn’t think of a comeback so I just shrugged it off and replied “nothing” and tried to go on about my business. I couldn’t help it and I soon found myself staring back again, His hair stood up 6 or 8 inches in 3 bright green, orange, and red spikes. He noticed me staring and said “Tell me this OLD MAN, didn’t you ever do anything stupid when you were young? Yea I did. When I was about your age I got drunk with my friends and on a bet, I had sex with a Peacock. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY SON! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Cattle Boards
Breeds Board
White Angus
Top