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<blockquote data-quote="CattleAnnie" data-source="post: 62999" data-attributes="member: 220"><p>Heeheehee!</p><p></p><p>Funny Ollie! Nah, actually just in case you're not kidding, the parachute is to put over the tractor while you've got a tiger torch underneath it when trying to warm it up enough to start on very cold days that you wished you lived in Jamaica and would be worrying about getting the sand out of the bottom of your swimsuit and tripping over the odd cocoanut instead of tripping over frozen cowturds and swearing like a sailor because your finger just froze onto the nut that you had to turn but couldn't get to with your mitts on and then you remember that in another few months this will all be a pleasant memory because you'll be trying to outrun onery mother cows when you're over the top of your gumboots in cowcrap and mud and then it will be summer and you'll fondly remember those cute calves during calving season while you use your shotgun to thin out mosquitos and gingerly rub the bruises left from three hundred pound calves at branding day and that's the funny thing about life - there's always something to look forward to and generally when you look back you say "nah" that wasn't so bad and now I'm tired of trying to write the world's longest run on sentence so have a most excellent day, Ollie.</p><p></p><p> ;-) </p><p></p><p>Take care</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CattleAnnie, post: 62999, member: 220"] Heeheehee! Funny Ollie! Nah, actually just in case you're not kidding, the parachute is to put over the tractor while you've got a tiger torch underneath it when trying to warm it up enough to start on very cold days that you wished you lived in Jamaica and would be worrying about getting the sand out of the bottom of your swimsuit and tripping over the odd cocoanut instead of tripping over frozen cowturds and swearing like a sailor because your finger just froze onto the nut that you had to turn but couldn't get to with your mitts on and then you remember that in another few months this will all be a pleasant memory because you'll be trying to outrun onery mother cows when you're over the top of your gumboots in cowcrap and mud and then it will be summer and you'll fondly remember those cute calves during calving season while you use your shotgun to thin out mosquitos and gingerly rub the bruises left from three hundred pound calves at branding day and that's the funny thing about life - there's always something to look forward to and generally when you look back you say "nah" that wasn't so bad and now I'm tired of trying to write the world's longest run on sentence so have a most excellent day, Ollie. ;-) Take care [/QUOTE]
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