whats the best parctical joke youve played on your wife or h

[Anonymous]

My wife reminded me of this one: we had been married about 4 years, in our early twenties, and had just bought our first house. The yard was beautiful, but the dollar weed was starting to take over. So on a whim, I jokingly told her that lowes, home depot etc paid a dollar a flat for them and that how it got its name.next thing I know, she's out thjere picking them by the root and filling flats. I let her fill about 10 of them before I couldn't hold back the laughter anymore, and I fessed up. To this day, 15 years or so later, I still get a good chuckle out of it. What's really good is so does she.

 

[john250]

My wife reminded me of this one: we had been married about 4 years, in our early twenties, and had just bought our first house. The yard was beautiful, but the dollar weed was starting to take over. So on a whim, I jokingly told her that lowes, home depot etc paid a dollar a flat for them and that how it got its name.next thing I know, she's out thjere picking them by the root and filling flats. I let her fill about 10 of them before I couldn't hold back the laughter anymore, and I fessed up. To this day, 15 years or so later, I still get a good chuckle out of it. What's really good is so does she.

Don't know much about women. I'm a bachelor. But my guess is your day is a comin'. :cowboy:

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sure it is...she's had lots of time to plan

 

[upfrombottom]

My favorite is to tape the handle down on the sprayer on the kitchen sink. First couple times I got her pritty easy, then she became wise to that and I would have to wait a couple months before I could get her again. I waited about three months once and was about to try it again, when she got me with it first. Now its a habit for both of us to look at the handle before we turn the water on.

 

[Angus Cowman]

I married her

 

[Anonymous]

AC, that's a joke that can't ever be lived down

 

[plumber_greg]

I guess this is a joke on my wife, not sure. We have been married 35 years, first thing you gotta' know.
We got invited to an Elks Lodge Purple Ball, or something like that, one year. We went with 3 other couples and a single woman named Nina who was out designated driver, so we drank some on the way to Kansas City. When we got there I was unconfortable as I could be, and that's not a good thing. Everyone was dressed up except for me, a real formal deal.
When we got there they put us in front on everybody else and told us to indroduce ourselves. Bad deal for Sheryl, my wife. It started out with my friends introducing themselves and their wifes. When it was my turn, I realized no one was gonna' introduce Nina. So to be nice I announced, "My name is Greg, this is my wife, Sheryl." Then I threw my arm around Nina and shouted, " And this is my whore, Nina." All my friends took a step back and just stared, while my wife was horrified and Nina was laughing. It's a story that will get told at my furernal over my casket. gs

 

[I luv herfrds]

I got my hubby with the sink sprayer once too. Took him quite awhile to figure it out. He sprayed himself 3 times before he got it.

My best one I guess that depends upon who you are asking me or him. :lol2: :lol2:

I've gotten him quite a few times.

The truck one.
He was under the hood of his uncles truck listening for a knocking sound. I pulled up in my truck and his dog is barking like crazy. So I think he knows I'm there.
I walk into the shop and he is talking so I walk up and put my hands on his sides.
He jumps straight up and forward and bangs his head on the open hood and falls off the milk crate he is standing on.
He lays there on the floor gasping like a fish out of water pounding his chest.
I'm on the ground laughing too hard to help him.

 

[dun]

I tricked her into marrying me and staying with me for 40 years

 

[3waycross]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

 

[Angus Cowman]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

mine is just the opposite I married her for her money and she married me for sex
she ran out of money so I cut the sex off :cowboy:

 

[3waycross]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

mine is just the opposite I married her for her money and she married me for sex
she ran out of money so I cut the sex off :cowboy:

Folks I believe we have a winner :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs:

 

[Angus Cowman]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

mine is just the opposite I married her for her money and she married me for sex
she ran out of money so I cut the sex off :cowboy:

Folks I believe we have a winner :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs:

you can ask her she won't deny it :lol: :lol:
or she won't deny most of it :lol: :lol:

 

[larryshoat]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

mine is just the opposite I married her for her money and she married me for sex
she ran out of money so I cut the sex off :cowboy:

Folks I believe we have a winner :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs: :bs:

:lol2: :lol2: Ha!! you 2 made me laugh in the morning, that ain't easy to do.

Larry

 

[Howdyjabo]

We had a bad run with Hamsters for my daughter.Each time Hubby begged us not to get another one, but we did. Hubby just flat out said no more after the last one got loose, died and rotted in his dress boots.
My daughter and I found a stuffed Hamster that really looked real. So we brought it home and treated it like it was real for several days. Hubby was FUMING and barely talked to us. He told us that that trick almost backfired cause it took all he had not to strangle us.

 

[TexasBred]

We actually kinda got each other.

She married me for my money, and I married her for Sex.

mine is just the opposite I married her for her money and she married me for sex
she ran out of money so I cut the sex off :cowboy:

Well at least we now know why you roll up those "baby bales" of hay. :lol2: :lol2:

 

[curtis]

One time i was getting ready to take an AI course an decided to practice on Tooter Green :help: but she wouldn't go for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MO_cows]

Some good ones!

We knew some people who were getting rid of a pot belly pig. (Not a suitable house pet, who would have thunk it?) We also knew somebody who actually WANTED the durn thing, but they were gonna keep it outside. Our house was in the middle, so that's where the handoff would take place. I told the pig-bringer to be there an hour before the time I had told the pig picker-upper. And when they arrived with the pig on a leash, I told my husband WE were taking it and I even let the thing come in my house. He wanted to kill me but there was company (aka witnesses) there. I fed the pig treats and made a big fuss over it. It was hard to keep a straight face until the pig's real new owners showed up. He laughs about it now, but he didn't think it was a bit funny that day.