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<blockquote data-quote="SBMF 2015" data-source="post: 1711653" data-attributes="member: 39695"><p>I love sale barns and auctioneers. I've listened to some of the best auctioneers in the world and some that are not so great, but one thing they all have in common is the Spin. A catch phrase if you will for those less desirable cattle that are always part of a sale.</p><p>So, what are those great lines you hear at the sale barns you frequent? Here's a few of my favorites;</p><p></p><p>Overly thin bred cows in March - " Oh,what that green green grass will do"</p><p></p><p>Unweaned unvaccinated feeder bulls - "Their green boys, never seen a knife or needle"</p><p></p><p> Bred cows trying to jump out of the ring or kill someone - " It's just her first trip to town boys"</p><p></p><p>Breeding bull trying to jump out of the ring - "He's just excited to go home and work for you"</p><p></p><p>Breeding bull with a lot of stretch - " He's long as a well rope, strong as an axe handle "</p><p></p><p> I buy a few one & done cows I always wait for the "Jack pot pen " at the end of the sale for the best deals.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SBMF 2015, post: 1711653, member: 39695"] I love sale barns and auctioneers. I've listened to some of the best auctioneers in the world and some that are not so great, but one thing they all have in common is the Spin. A catch phrase if you will for those less desirable cattle that are always part of a sale. So, what are those great lines you hear at the sale barns you frequent? Here's a few of my favorites; Overly thin bred cows in March - " Oh,what that green green grass will do" Unweaned unvaccinated feeder bulls - "Their green boys, never seen a knife or needle" Bred cows trying to jump out of the ring or kill someone - " It's just her first trip to town boys" Breeding bull trying to jump out of the ring - "He's just excited to go home and work for you" Breeding bull with a lot of stretch - " He's long as a well rope, strong as an axe handle " I buy a few one & done cows I always wait for the "Jack pot pen " at the end of the sale for the best deals. [/QUOTE]
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