What was the question?

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Just Curious

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I know that this is an old one....

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
Bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* l ight bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP ORCARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
I T WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGESTHE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
 
I have never done nothing like that! I bet a man wrote that! Some inconsiderate uncaring stupid sorry excuse for a human being!

UhOh, ok, so maybe so. :pretty: :lol2:
 

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