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<blockquote data-quote="RebelCritter" data-source="post: 229997" data-attributes="member: 2925"><p>Those bloodhounds are adorable!!! How big do they get? Do they bark that howling echo bark? </p><p></p><p>Labs are high strung and needy, but they make a great compainion too!</p><p></p><p>Dobies are great dogs! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Ah, here you go. This summarizes the personalities of many breeds. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p>How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb</p><p>GOLDEN RETRIEVER:</p><p>The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?</p><p></p><p>BORDER COLLIE:</p><p>Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.</p><p></p><p>DACHSHUND:</p><p>You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!</p><p></p><p>ROTTWEILER:</p><p>Make me.</p><p></p><p>LAB:</p><p>Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?</p><p></p><p>TIBETAN TERRIER:</p><p>Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!</p><p></p><p>JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:</p><p>I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.</p><p></p><p>POODLE:</p><p>I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.</p><p></p><p>COCKER SPANIEL:</p><p>Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.</p><p></p><p>DOBERMAN:</p><p>While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.</p><p></p><p>BOXER:</p><p>Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......</p><p></p><p>CHIHUAHUA:</p><p>Yo quiero Taco Bulb.</p><p></p><p>IRISH WOLFHOUND:</p><p>Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....</p><p></p><p>POINTER:</p><p>I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....</p><p></p><p>GREYHOUND:</p><p>It isn't moving. Who cares?</p><p></p><p>AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:</p><p>First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..</p><p></p><p>OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:</p><p>Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?</p><p></p><p>HOUND DOG:</p><p>ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z</p><p></p><p>CATS:</p><p>Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?</p><p></p><p>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RebelCritter, post: 229997, member: 2925"] Those bloodhounds are adorable!!! How big do they get? Do they bark that howling echo bark? Labs are high strung and needy, but they make a great compainion too! Dobies are great dogs! :) Ah, here you go. This summarizes the personalities of many breeds. :) How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! ROTTWEILER: Make me. LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...... CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.... POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares? AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.. OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF... [/QUOTE]
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