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What is the last " stunt" one of your cows pulled?
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<blockquote data-quote="JCcattle" data-source="post: 1479781" data-attributes="member: 27588"><p>This is old but i was having fun reading this thread and suddenly thot of a stunt I still laugh about today. Growing up I always liked to have a tame calf or two out of Dads herd that I could play with. Well there was one black brockle face steer about a month old who loved scratches and head/knee butting fights. Spring melting was happening, you know where you have slick ice under 6 inches of muck.. anyway I was out fighting with this guy his head to my knee and finally I'd had enough and turned away to head inside. Well I hadn't got far in my wander off when suddenly I found myself sitting serenely in freshly melting cow poo. Little stinker had come up behind me and put his head between my legs and set my down as nice as u please. My clothes made a bee line for the washing machine. Oh and that reminds me of the time my Ayrshire milk cow backed into me in the barn against the wall so I couldn't move and then pooped all over me. Those clothes didn't even make it to the washing machine. I stripped right in the barn and yelled at my mom for clothes. It had been several years since she'd seen my in my birthday suit</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JCcattle, post: 1479781, member: 27588"] This is old but i was having fun reading this thread and suddenly thot of a stunt I still laugh about today. Growing up I always liked to have a tame calf or two out of Dads herd that I could play with. Well there was one black brockle face steer about a month old who loved scratches and head/knee butting fights. Spring melting was happening, you know where you have slick ice under 6 inches of muck.. anyway I was out fighting with this guy his head to my knee and finally I’d had enough and turned away to head inside. Well I hadn’t got far in my wander off when suddenly I found myself sitting serenely in freshly melting cow poo. Little stinker had come up behind me and put his head between my legs and set my down as nice as u please. My clothes made a bee line for the washing machine. Oh and that reminds me of the time my Ayrshire milk cow backed into me in the barn against the wall so I couldn’t move and then pooped all over me. Those clothes didn’t even make it to the washing machine. I stripped right in the barn and yelled at my mom for clothes. It had been several years since she’d seen my in my birthday suit [/QUOTE]
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