I was down in the Deep Thicket in East Texas today on business and since I was only about 10 miles from CBs house I called him up to see if he had time for a visit. CB said that would be fine but to give him about an hour. Well, an hour later I pulled up and parked the truck and knocked on the fron door. While I was waiting on him to come to the door I had my phone out taking a picture of the landscape when the door flies open behind me and I hear a deep sultry voice with a lisp say "Hello there cowboy". I was so startled my phone camera went off just before I hightailed it to the truck and slung gravel for 300 yards getting out of there. I'm sitting at home now with the doors locked. Below is the pic I got when CB startled me.