Went Shopping Today.

[Crowderfarms]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

 

[bigbull338]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

sounds like a great day of fun.i do that when i buy cows.go an get what you want an need.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

sounds like a great day of fun.i do that when i buy cows.go an get what you want an need.

Bigbull, Did you really take me for being serious??? Dang Son.

 

[Caustic Burno]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

sounds like a great day of fun.i do that when i buy cows.go an get what you want an need.

Bigbull, Did you really take me for being serious??? Dang Son.

Now that's funny

 

[bigbull338]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

sounds like a great day of fun.i do that when i buy cows.go an get what you want an need.

Bigbull, Did you really take me for being serious??? Dang Son.

Now that's funny

if you did that i wouldnt of blamed you.ive seen several tears where my dad would spend big money just for fun.heck in a 3yr span he bought a new cab tractor with a loader a new f250 an a new car.so i dont see nothing rong with dropping $150,000 if you want to.but alot of people joke on here.

 

[VanC]

Dang, Crowder, are you saving that much money not buying cigs? Maybe I should quit, too.

 

[3MR]

I believed ya right up until you said you went and bought a newspaper for the classifieds. We all know you cant read! :lol:

 

[allenfarms]

Dang, Crowder, are you saving that much money not buying cigs? Maybe I should quit, too.

that's halarious!! :lol: :lol:


I'm like you 3MR, I believed him till the classified bit. But I don't know him like ya'll do!

 

[Family Tradition]

I believed ya right up to the chrome tipped boots. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[allenfarms]

I believed ya right up to the chrome tipped boots. Thanks for the laugh.

Heck I fell for that part, I was like " they make chrome tipped boots?"

 

[curtis]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

Mr. Crowder, what does a Bubble Butt look like?

 

[MillIronQH]

I took in all that advice on Orange Tractors, and went and bought me a new M7040.I only have to pay 5 payments of 10K annually, for the next 5 years. Such a deal. The Wife got upset since she wasn't getting anything,and being my spoilt little Cowgirl, so it was off to Nashville where she got a new King Ranch F350 4WD Crew Cab Dually! Got more gadgets in the dash than a Best Buy store! We then stopped off at the "Corral" and bought us each matching Stetsons,and some of them chrome boot tips, figured we better look the "part".That cute lil' Bubble Butted gal behind the counter gave us his/hers colognes and perfumes too. Not to let her get the upper hand, I could not resist the New Holland sign, and bought that new disc mower, tedder,10 wheel rake, and a new roller I always wanted. 0% interest for 10 years.Somebody stop me!! Wife's always wanted some "Pettin'" cattle, so we then stopped and got us a paper, in the classifieds was a ad for some pet cattle. Bought us a herd of them Waygu's. Hope she's happy now...Yee Haw!!!

Mr. Crowder, what does a Bubble Butt look like?

Well I don't know but I'm pretty certain this ain't it.Z
http://cattletoday.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29855

 

[allenfarms]

not fallin for that one!! ;-)

 

[warpaint]

I done told you an told you, you can't spend campaign contributions that way. They is supposed to be spent for the furtherment of your run for office, not personal gain.

Now, I gotta try and come up with legitimate reasons for addin these items. The truck is a no brainer, we'll just say it's the new presidential limo. I aint gotta clue as what we're gonna do with them pet cows. :roll:

 

[novatech]

I done told you an told you, you can't spend campaign contributions that way. They is supposed to be spent for the furtherment of your run for office, not personal gain.

Now, I gotta try and come up with legitimate reasons for addin these items. The truck is a no brainer, we'll just say it's the new presidential limo. I aint gotta clue as what we're gonna do with them pet cows. :roll:

Brand em- Crowder for pres. - Advert. expense
silver toes- required foot protection
Stetson- Ain't that a hard hat
Cologne-Insect repelent

 

[warpaint]

I done told you an told you, you can't spend campaign contributions that way. They is supposed to be spent for the furtherment of your run for office, not personal gain.

Now, I gotta try and come up with legitimate reasons for addin these items. The truck is a no brainer, we'll just say it's the new presidential limo. I aint gotta clue as what we're gonna do with them pet cows. :roll:

Brand em- Crowder for pres. - Advert. expense
silver toes- required foot protection
Stetson- Ain't that a hard hat
Cologne-Insect repelent

We are currently lookin for a qualified person to handle our bookmakin, oops, meant to say our bookkeepin dept.
Looks like you might be just who we're lookin for. Send your resume to us immediately. 8)

 

[novatech]

I done told you an told you, you can't spend campaign contributions that way. They is supposed to be spent for the furtherment of your run for office, not personal gain.

Now, I gotta try and come up with legitimate reasons for addin these items. The truck is a no brainer, we'll just say it's the new presidential limo. I aint gotta clue as what we're gonna do with them pet cows. :roll:

Brand em- Crowder for pres. - Advert. expense
silver toes- required foot protection
Stetson- Ain't that a hard hat
Cologne-Insect repelent

We are currently lookin for a qualified person to handle our bookmakin, oops, meant to say our bookkeepin dept.
Looks like you might be just who we're lookin for. Send your resume to us immediately. 8)

Whoops Can the IRS trace me through here?

 

[warpaint]

I done told you an told you, you can't spend campaign contributions that way. They is supposed to be spent for the furtherment of your run for office, not personal gain.

Now, I gotta try and come up with legitimate reasons for addin these items. The truck is a no brainer, we'll just say it's the new presidential limo. I aint gotta clue as what we're gonna do with them pet cows. :roll:

Brand em- Crowder for pres. - Advert. expense
silver toes- required foot protection
Stetson- Ain't that a hard hat
Cologne-Insect repelent

We are currently lookin for a qualified person to handle our bookmakin, oops, meant to say our bookkeepin dept.
Looks like you might be just who we're lookin for. Send your resume to us immediately. 8)

Whoops Can the IRS trace me through here?

Don't sweat the small stuff. ;-)

If they catch you, we'll send you a care package twice a month. 8)

 

[la4angus]

I believed ya right up until you said you went and bought a newspaper for the classifieds. We all know you cant read! :lol:

But his pretty little wife can.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I believed ya right up until you said you went and bought a newspaper for the classifieds. We all know you cant read! :lol:

But his pretty little can.

Thanks, LA. At least one of us is illegitimate and can read. :shock:

Under my Administration, there aint no IRS. Been done abolished. You can feel free to send in a small share to our new Revenue company, if you wish.
The CBSG.

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It's all voluntary, here's the address:
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