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[MillIronQH]

I've about decided to make a run at the Whitehouse myself. I'm going to run on the Coldbeer ticket and my campaign slogan will be "A case in every cooler and a brisket on every grill". I may have to alter that to "crawfish in every pot" to carry Louisiana but I should be able to carry the rest of the south and the southwest with no problem. Don't know what I'm going to do about them Sushi eating Californians yet. Maybe extend Bush's fence up along the Az-Nev. line. Shouldn't have much resistance in the mountain states but Ted Turner and his buffalo and Hanoi Jane have got to go. We've got to get that land back into the hands of the people who know what to do with it. Any comments or suggestion are invited.Z

 

[kjones]

I'll vote for ya! Tell Teddy and H.J. they can have California if they leave peacefully.

 

[john250]

I've about decided to make a run at the Whitehouse myself. I'm going to run on the Coldbeer ticket and my campaign slogan will be "A case in every cooler and a brisket on every grill". I may have to alter that to "crawfish in every pot" to carry Louisiana but I should be able to carry the rest of the south and the southwest with no problem. Don't know what I'm going to do about them Sushi eating Californians yet. Maybe extend Bush's fence up along the Az-Nev. line. Shouldn't have much resistance in the mountain states but Ted Turner and his buffalo and Hanoi Jane have got to go. We've got to get that land back into the hands of the people who know what to do with it. Any comments or suggestion are invited.Z

How ya gonna beat Crowder? He's already promised fund raisers at Hooters. I already promised to vote for him. (See that waitress over there. Crowder says she likes me.)
But cold beer and brisket is a powerful platform.
I may have to vote for the Libertarian.

 

[MillIronQH]

I plan on having Hugh Hefner supply my admin staff and security detail. They will all be at the Brisket and chili cook-offs held on alternating Saturdays on the back lawn. i see no harm in wet Tshirt contests going on during these events. I'll talk to Miss July for you if you want me to.Z

 

[MillIronQH]

I'll vote for ya! Tell Teddy and H.J. they can have California if they leave peacefully.

The truth is that I already have a retirement villa planned for them on a nice island with a beautiful view of two bridges.Z

 

[MillIronQH]

Another thing you might consider if that if my staff and security people do their jobs in ninety Congress will go for anything I ask from them. Plus you won't have to worry about ME getting impeached. Not one of them would dare try it.Z

 

[Crowderfarms]

You'll never win. :lol: Just go this e-mail. Do you have anything to do with it. What substance did your VP canidate Hillary leak?


Police and secret service agents are at former President Clinton's office in
Manhattan to investigate a report of a suspicious substance found in the
building, police said.

Log on to http://www.cbsnews.com for details.

 

[Jogeephus]

Throw some fish fries with plenty of cole slaw and fried taters and beer .... lots of it. This should pull in some votes.

 

[chrisy]

thanks for that link Crowder it was very informative. I like watching the NEWS from other parts of the World, you can learn alot about the Country.

 

[MillIronQH]

You'll never win. :lol: Just go this e-mail. Do you have anything to do with it. What substance did your VP canidate Hillary leak?

That boat don't float. Hillery is a democrat (although not neccesarily democratic) and I'm running on the Coldbeer ticket. I was thinking of talking to Alice. I figure if I have her as VP there is nobody in the world crazy enough to try to assasinate me.

I also plan to build a rodeo arena on the mall. There's no sense in all that space going to waste. Plus with all those cowboys running around town the gangbanger and the druggies will want to be somewhere else which will make the capital safe to live in and visit.

I have more ideas that I will lay out as time goes on. Let's just say this country is going to go Country.Z

 

[backhoeboogie]

Now doggone it. I know you fellow Texans were raised with our down home ethics. It just plain aint nice to punch a lady. Can't figure why ya'll keep doing it.

 

[MillIronQH]

I hope you weren't talking about me. I thought I was paying Alice a high compliment. I know I wouldn't want to be the Grand Poobah of some idjit infested third world country and have her on my case. I would want to be the PM of England for that matter and have her get twisted off at me. :shock: Z

 

[backhoeboogie]

Mill Iron, perhaps someday I'll meet Alice. She lives close.

I wasn't speaking of you specifically. She's probably laughing about it.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

Why don't you wait til Crowder has been impeached and then run?

 

[MillIronQH]

Why don't you wait til Crowder has been impeached and then run?

If the president is impeached then the VP takes over andthen the speaker of the house and etc.. Do you really want to take the chance that thru some freak chain of events Paint becomes president. :help: Z

 

[la4angus]

Do you really want to take the chance that thru some freak chain of events Paint becomes president. :help: Z

Did you ever think that with all the Loonies around that some of them could have Alice in their back pocket. Then there is always the chance that "auctionboy" could be Sec. of State.

 

[MillIronQH]

Do you really want to take the chance that thru some freak chain of events Paint becomes president. :help: Z

Did you ever think that with all the Loonies around that some of them could have Alice in their back picket. Then there is always the chance that "auctionboy" could be Sec. of State.

at which time the assasinations would start at the other end of the chain.Z

 

[aplusmnt]

I would save them campaign dollars, Crowder is a sure winner, he has the south locked up, the Rednecks are his.

And since they say like 50% of Americans are over weight, he has the Obesity vote as a lock. His escapades with all those fat women have locked in that vote. He is unstoppable at this time.

Unless they find a dead girl or a live boy in his bed he will be the next president.

 

[kjones]

If your goning to build a rodeo arena on the mall, how about grazing some cattle also.

 

[MillIronQH]

If your goning to build a rodeo arena on the mall, how about grazing some cattle also.

Part of my plan is to enclose the reflecting pool and make a year round kiddie pool out of it. I'm not sure that with the arena and stands and the holding pens there'd be enough grass left ot make it worthwhile. Might be able to fence off the residental areas and free range the rest tho. That would eliminate the need for all the grounds crews and they and that money could be transfered to the forest and park services. They dern sure need the money and those lard b____s ambling around with a weed eater in their hands dern sure need the exercise. That would improve their health which should reduce the cost of federal employee healthcare. Of course they would have the option to quit but one of my changes in the welfare system would be "If you up and quit your job you're SOL".

Two more quick things and then I'll shut up. First, I'd eliminate Congresses retirement plan and make them start paying into Social Security. This would be in conjunction with an eight year wage freeze. And Second, I'd get a law passed to make it mandatory that everyone in both the house and the senate be in their seats eight hours a day everyday congress is in session. 15 minute break in the morning, 1 hour for lunch and a 15 minute break in the afternoon. The center aisle would be eliminated and everyone would be seated in alphabetical order. And that all Federally paid for travel be pre-approved by one of my staff members that may be sent along to be sure the trip is in the best interest of the people.

Thanks for the help. The district should be able to support maybe 15,000 head of mama cows at $5.00 per head per year. That's $75,000 that can be earmarked to go into the colbeer fund.Z