CKC1586
Well-known member
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than
either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.
2 . I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
3 . When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
4 . A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a
46.'
5 . The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my shotgun.'
6 . Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE
IT!!!
either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you.
2 . I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
3 . When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
4 . A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a
46.'
5 . The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my shotgun.'
6 . Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE
IT!!!