Vodka

[TexasBred]

Who Knew ???

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
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2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
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5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
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7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
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9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
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10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
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11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
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12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
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13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
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14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
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15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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And silly me! I been drinking the stuff !

 

[mattyboy]

To remove a bandage painlessly

Drink 16 oz of vodka and snatch off.....won't feel a thing :mrgreen:

 

[1982vett]

I guess 15 is the only one I would come close to having a use but probably wouldn't do much swishing ......... Ok maybe 9 would work if you change the water to OJ... but probably wouldn't be used on a black eye.

 

[john250]

Who comes up with this stuff? Who shaves and then thinks "I'm gonna leave my razor in this pint of vodka I just happen to have".
Who runs out of shower cleaner and thinks "I'm just gonna put that last bottle of Stoli in the empty windex bottle"? And spray it on the caulk?
There is some real cheap vodka out there so it might be cheaper than some household cleaners.

 

[cowchew]

My goodness, that sure is some great information.
I've just been using it to make my Cosmopolitans. retty:

 

[chrisy]

1. to remove plaster painlessly..drink half a bottle of vodka.

2. have a bath drink out of a bottle of vodka and you wont care if there's any caulk around the bath.

3. to clean glasses pour over glasses while still on nose and dont forget to poke out tounge does it matter now how many smears on on your glasses.

4. drink the vodka and grow a beard who cares

5. spray vodka on your wine, then whine about the stain

6. just dab the vodka on your face from splashing it as by now you'll be quite leg less.

7. wash hair in vodka and drain into mouth.

8. a mouth full of vodka and spit it at the bees, seems fun at the time..hic

9. freeze vodka and orange juice together and you have a frozen screwdriver. popsical

10. just drink the jar full and you wont feel a thing.

11. ditto to no 10

12. by now you would have poured half a bottle over your foot so it wont matter.

13. there's enough down you now to worry to much

14. just breath on your rash that will do it.

15. vodka around the mouth and swollow the tooth is probably numb already from all that vodka.

and not silly you keep drinking the stuff.

why waste it on cleaning

 

[upfrombottom]

and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

At some point I seem to have gotten it on my eyebrows and in my ears. Should have poured it on top of my head!

 

[jedstivers]

Now that's the chrisy we all know an love, glad your back.

 

[cowchew]

and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

At some point I seem to have gotten it on my eyebrows and in my ears. Should have poured it on top of my head!

Sexy..Gotta love that Sugar! retty: