Rustler9
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When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met
him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face
and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense."
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane
and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin
Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face
and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense."
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane
and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin
Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
