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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 469339" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be </p><p>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. </p><p></p><p></p><p>"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes</p><p>of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered</p><p>vacuum cleaners." </p><p></p><p></p><p>"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" </p><p></p><p></p><p>As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the </p><p>door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you</p><p>have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket</p><p>of cow manure onto her hallway carpet.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this cow manure</p><p>from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old</p><p>lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a dammed good</p><p>appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 469339, member: 1335"] A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of cow manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this cow manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a dammed good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." [/QUOTE]
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