chrisy
Well-known member
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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(Hardly seems worth it.)
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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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> (Now that's more like it!)
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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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> (O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
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> (I'm still not over the pig.)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
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> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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>(Hmmmmmm......)
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
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> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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> (okay, so that would be a good thing)
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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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> ( I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish have no brains
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> (I know some people like that too.)
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> Polar bears are left-handed.
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>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>(What about that pig??)
>
(Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>
>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
>
> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>
>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>
> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
(Something I always wanted to know.)
>
>
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
>(Hmmmmmm......)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
>
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>
> (okay, so that would be a good thing)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>
>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> ( I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish have no brains
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
>
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>(What about that pig??)
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