Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
Sven and Ole worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey vent to the Unemployment Office togedder. When asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation he replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem ober his head and says, "Yah, DIESEL FITTER"
So...dey vent to the Unemployment Office togedder. When asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation he replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem ober his head and says, "Yah, DIESEL FITTER"
