Typical Conversations in Florida:
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope".
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really".
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope. Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Well why in the world do you want to marry her?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's the state of the art. It's
perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said , Doc: "Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart
murmur. Be careful!"
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No he replied, "arthritis."
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope".
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really".
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope. Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Well why in the world do you want to marry her?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's the state of the art. It's
perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said , Doc: "Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart
murmur. Be careful!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No he replied, "arthritis."
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope".
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really".
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope. Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Well why in the world do you want to marry her?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's the state of the art. It's
perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said , Doc: "Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart
murmur. Be careful!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No he replied, "arthritis."
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope".
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really".
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope. Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Well why in the world do you want to marry her?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's the state of the art. It's
perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said , Doc: "Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart
murmur. Be careful!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No he replied, "arthritis."
