chrisy
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Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
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>forthcoming wedding.
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>"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised
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>already: the floowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings,
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>the minister, even ma stag night...
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>Archie nods approvingly.
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>"He11, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
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>"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
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>that! And what's the tartan?"
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>"Ach," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white...
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>forthcoming wedding.
>
>"Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised
>
>already: the floowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings,
>
>the minister, even ma stag night...
>
>Archie nods approvingly.
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>"He11, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.
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>"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
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>that! And what's the tartan?"
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>"Ach," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white...
