Two Oldtimers

Hasbeen

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Two old ranchers met one day and began discussing the size of their land. "Just how big a place do you have?" asked the first. The second old man thought for a moment and said "Well, if I got in my truck early in the morning and drove across it, it would be well into the afternoon before I made it to the other side"
"That's pretty big" said the first. "Course, on my place, if I got in my truck before daylight, I could drive all day, all night, and it would be after noon the second day before I reached the other side."
The second old man looked at the first sympathetically and replied "I know how you feel. I had a truck like that once."
 

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