Two Old Men

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Travis Bryan

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Two old cattle buyers left the bar after a long night of drinking and got into their car. Bart was driving and he started it up. After a couple of minutes of driving, an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.
John screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" Bart sped up, but the face stayed in the window. John rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"
The old man softly replied, "You got a cigarette?" John handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to Bart, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing. Bart said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry... the speedometer says we're doing 80 now." All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.
"There he is again," John yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. John threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"
They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!" John rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied, "You guys want some help getting out of the mud?"
 

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