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TexasBred

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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.


This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they we're one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
 

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$20 * 365 days per year * 3 per day * 30 years = $657,000

If my math is correct, no one makes that kind of interest on a CD in 30 years. Did she have extra business?
 

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john250":10uje1vf said:
It was funny, HS. :lol:
Save the calculator for counting cows or something. :D

It was funny, I'll admit. I just wanted to make the lady honest. No need in trashing just the man. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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I may be missing something, but I don't see where 3 times a day is mentioned.
 

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grannysoo":1aq02ilr said:
jw":1aq02ilr said:
I may be missing something, but I don't see where 3 times a day is mentioned.


That was mentioned in hs's fantasies........

Actually, I was thinking about someone else. I would have plugged in 5 for me. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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chrisy":cu946usi said:
Here we go again...it is just a JOKE HS lighten up and just laugh. Not everything needs analyzing surely.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I can see why you would want to muffle the evidence, since you are a lady and all. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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HerefordSire":38ijtjnl said:
chrisy":38ijtjnl said:
Here we go again...it is just a JOKE HS lighten up and just laugh. Not everything needs analyzing surely.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I can see why you would want to muffle the evidence, since you are a lady and all. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
i thought you said you were fixin too wonder off sommers :cowboy:
 
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When the "wife" shows you $3 million in the bank and wants to share it with you, the last thing you do is question her about how she got it. It's totally irrelevant. :lol2: :lol2:
 
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