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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 32106"><p>Don't we all just love townies?</p><p></p><p>I was recently at the Royal Easter Show in Sydney, Australia with a team of cattle and have got some damn funny stories about things the townies asked me. My favourite was this middle-aged guy who came up to me and said "Are these the cows?". Now, I was sitting on the back of my 1200 kg Poll Hereford bull with 15 other animals, including cows, heifers steers and calves. Wondering what kind of sheltered life he had led, i said "yeah these are the cows" to which he promptly replied "Ok, so where are the cattle?". I couldn't believe it, but I just said "These are the cattle". I nearly pissed myself when he said "So where are the cows". My friend had to explain to the poor man that they were the same thing, cos I was in stitches!</p><p></p><p>Does anyone else have funny stories like this? I'd love to hear them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 32106"] Don't we all just love townies? I was recently at the Royal Easter Show in Sydney, Australia with a team of cattle and have got some damn funny stories about things the townies asked me. My favourite was this middle-aged guy who came up to me and said "Are these the cows?". Now, I was sitting on the back of my 1200 kg Poll Hereford bull with 15 other animals, including cows, heifers steers and calves. Wondering what kind of sheltered life he had led, i said "yeah these are the cows" to which he promptly replied "Ok, so where are the cattle?". I couldn't believe it, but I just said "These are the cattle". I nearly pissed myself when he said "So where are the cows". My friend had to explain to the poor man that they were the same thing, cos I was in stitches! Does anyone else have funny stories like this? I'd love to hear them. [/QUOTE]
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