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Top 10 reasons to send a cow to town
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<blockquote data-quote="Limomike" data-source="post: 1069741" data-attributes="member: 3400"><p>The Top 10 reasons to send a cow to town:</p><p></p><p>10. It's either sell her or get faster horses.</p><p></p><p>9. She transformed your new headgate into a headand- shoulders gate.</p><p></p><p>8. After having the lightest-weaning calf in the herd for five years running, you're forced to face the fact that buying a replacement female on eBay may not have been your finest moment </p><p></p><p>7. You've been more than patient but she hasn't had a calf since the elder Bush was president. </p><p></p><p>6. You're sick and tired of the vet pointing out year after year that she has no teeth, no tail, and one semifunctional quarter.</p><p> </p><p>5. You have a bet with the neighbor that you have a cow that can clear the sale barn ring in under five seconds.</p><p></p><p>4. If she was ever going to pay for herself, today's the day.</p><p></p><p>3. Even the bull doesn't like her and he's not particularly picky.</p><p></p><p>2. The only critter on the place that's wilder than her is her calf.</p><p></p><p>1. You know those Body Condition Score charts? That's her under #1.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Limomike, post: 1069741, member: 3400"] The Top 10 reasons to send a cow to town: 10. It’s either sell her or get faster horses. 9. She transformed your new headgate into a headand- shoulders gate. 8. After having the lightest-weaning calf in the herd for five years running, you’re forced to face the fact that buying a replacement female on eBay may not have been your finest moment 7. You’ve been more than patient but she hasn’t had a calf since the elder Bush was president. 6. You’re sick and tired of the vet pointing out year after year that she has no teeth, no tail, and one semifunctional quarter. 5. You have a bet with the neighbor that you have a cow that can clear the sale barn ring in under five seconds. 4. If she was ever going to pay for herself, today’s the day. 3. Even the bull doesn’t like her and he’s not particularly picky. 2. The only critter on the place that’s wilder than her is her calf. 1. You know those Body Condition Score charts? That’s her under #1. [/QUOTE]
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