This is why illegal dumping doesn't pay !!!

[Dave]

If you can get the winch into neutral just spool off all the cable and take it.

On another thought. That must not be much of a winch. I have pulled bigger trucks than that out of worse predicaments than this one is in with a 8,000 pound capacity Warn winch.

 

[Bez__]

I admit that smashing the thing to bits may be the most instantly gratifying way of doing it.., but bez I think has the 'most proper' way of doing it..

To have some fun, you could crazy glue all the keyholes, replace all the heavy duty bolts that hold the winch on with 1/4" grade3's... Or put some valve grinding compound in the various places that have oil, and make sure to get some high tensile wire wrapped around the driveshafts too... Oh, don't forget to turn their headlights on and siphon out their gas, maybe replace with some diesel?... it doesn't look like a diesel, but loosening up some head bolts and bell housing bolts could be interesting for them too... Electrically operated 4wd, well, disconnect that one.

Remind me to never pizz you off! LOL

But you think like me - never get mad - get even - and then some if you can.

In fact if I did all the things to that truck you suggested, I might even help them get the truck out and wave good bye to them as well.

The whole idea is to have some fun and make fun of them without them even knowing you are doing it.

Yeah - there are a lot of ways to get even - you could make it very painful for them and smile all the way back to the farm

Bez

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

On this scale, it doesn't pay. However, dumping toxic waste in rivers and the ocean is a sound business practice. Know what I mean?

No, but I'm sure you're dying to tell us more.

 

[ga.prime]

Trifloliate Orange, that's some badass brush clippings.

 

[Nesikep]

Bez.. I can stay cool, calm, and collected for a LONG time, and don't lose my temper... but pushed far enough I do get my own back

 

[I luv herfrds]

Had an sob hunter driving through our property across our planted winter wheat. They did every year for 3 years always within the last 3 days of hunting season. I made a "spike strip" and placed it in the ditch they have to drive through to leave our property. They ran over it, son said it didn't work, but it must have because they were not back this fall!

If they leave it long enough have it done as an abandoned vehicle and make a claim on it and then donate it to the local fire department and let them play with the jaws of life on that sucker!

 

[Nesikep]

Actually, I think if you had an excavator with a thumb, pick it up and put it in a dump truck, take a look at the registration papers of the vehicle, and go return his shingles in his front yard

 

[gimpyrancher]

Actually, I think if you had an excavator with a thumb, pick it up and put it in a dump truck, take a look at the registration papers of the vehicle, and go return his shingles in his front yard

Best idea yet. Simple community service.

 

[Tim/South]

Actually, I think if you had an excavator with a thumb, pick it up and put it in a dump truck, take a look at the registration papers of the vehicle, and go return his shingles in his front yard

We did something similar. It was my mother's idea and she was a Saint.
One Saturday afternoon we found a pick up load of home garbage thrown into the creek at the edge of one of our hay fields. My mother looked through the garbage bags and found letters, all with the same address. We loaded all the garbage into a pick up and I unloaded it in their front yard the next morning (Sunday). The woman of the house came out madder than a hornet. I told her I was simply returning her garbage.
She had told her grown son to take the garbage to the dump. He procrastinated and the dump closed at noon on Saturdays. He knew better than to go home with it so he donated it to us. Probably mean of me but I cut each bag and the contents let loose when I tossed them in her yard.
The son was someone I knew. He later did time for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill his wife.

For the truck pictured dumping shingles, the brush and shingles would spontaneous combust. Can't just leave shingles out in the sun like that.

 

[boondocks]

We had some jerkweed dump a nasty disgusting flea-ridden couch way up off our steep, quarter-mile-long driveway this winter. I was fit to be tied--we realized that they even drove up to our house and turned around to go back down after dumping it----the gall. We ended up putting the plow on the front of the truck, lugging the gross couch (with cushions!) into the middle of the drive, and 'couch-plowing' it down the drive. Spouse and I went from being totally pizzed off to laughing hysterically.

Another time (few years back), we had been out of town for awhile and came back to find a jeep stuck in our woods. Neighbor had been back there jacking trees and jeep broke down. Too funny. He got "evicted" from our property for all time by the cops.

We have trouble every year with illegal hunters, ginseng-gatherers, pot-planters, walker-wanderers (if harmful they don't bother me), and (Herkimer) diamond poachers. (We have crystals on our property that lots of people collect: http://www.herkimerdiamondquartz.com/82 ... 7Aod2TEAXQ

Unfortunately we've had to get sterner over the years, as we were getting over-run with sketchy characters--and they weren't even family!

 

[Nesikep]

Gimpyrancher
The most rewarding part of it would be you know he'd just HATE loading them all up AGAIN

 

[branguscowgirl]

Well, it has been 4 days now. WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE TRUCK???????

 

[pdfangus]

lots of creative things and I thought of a few my self....but finally decided that I would just call the sheriff...have it impounded and tell them when it is claimed that I demand to press charges for trespassing and illegal dumping....

 

[skyhightree1]

Well, it has been 4 days now. WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE TRUCK???????

first day was kept in land owners barn no one came then next day sheriff had it towed and to this day no one has came forward to try to claim it or anything :lol: i guess they figured the trespassing ticket cost was more than the worth of the truck I am not sure what the sheriffs office is doing I haven't heard anything else about it yet.

 

[pdfangus]

WELL THE SHERIFFS OFFICE CAN IDENTIFY THE LAST TITLED OWNER BY THE VIN NUMBER.

 

[skyhightree1]

WELL THE SHERIFFS OFFICE CAN IDENTIFY THE LAST TITLED OWNER BY THE VIN NUMBER.

Sure can only problem is if new owners never titled it and the sellers cant remember who they sold it to will take a lil longer maybe they will fingerprint